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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 12:04pm

    this sounds too good to be true. if she doesnt have a penis then she used to ask for medical records. if everything checks then you sir found a unicorn

  • Submitted by lauraspillane on Aug 6, 10 at 12:03pm

    Also check she's not a lesbian.

  • Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am

    Better check that out first.... If you need a bun then she is no fun.

  • Submitted by ersatz on Aug 6, 10 at 6:35pm

    I love how if I were to do this (Which I can.. and have), I would get laughed at and told to go play with dolls or some dumb shit. guys always say they want a girl like this, but can't handle her when they find it.

  • Submitted by jtyco84 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:45am

    That's fuckin awesome, especially if he's hot.

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01pm

    Hate to be a buzzkill, but being "one of the guys" will get old quick.

  • Submitted by arodyankee10 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:51pm

    who's giving this a bad night?

  • Submitted by marey on Aug 7, 10 at 7:05am

    In reality, guys get fed up pretty quickly when they realise their girl can out drink them, outwit them, and beat them at beer pong.

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    Submitted by Azian18 on Aug 9, 10 at 7:41am

    I'm a girl, play Madden && COD. My bf loves it but it does get pretty heated when one of us loses.

  • Submitted by TheSheeva on Aug 6, 10 at 4:40pm

    Too bad she plays Madden..that game blows mad penis.

    • Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:41pm

      all about the 2k series!!

  • Submitted by TheSheeva on Aug 6, 10 at 4:45pm

    Fuck Madden..if she was prestigious on call of duty, the I'd be impressed.

  • Submitted by TheSexist on Aug 6, 10 at 12:32pm

    surely you should know if your sister has a penis?

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    Submitted by mdurc on Aug 7, 10 at 2:07am

    rutgers!

  • 93 89
    Submitted by JMX2005 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:52pm

    if ur a girl i would definately date u, bang you, propose and marry you....well not all at once but u get the picture lol

  • 76 66
    Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 1:41am

    I want one

  • 85 86
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 6, 10 at 11:12am

    going to get married to this bitch like a boss

  • 88 94
    Submitted by jtyco84 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:47am

    Meant to say she, damn this iPhone keypad

  • 74 70
    Submitted by tajm388 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:16pm

    Ten bucks says even if she doesn't have a penis she still tries to bend you over. Enjoy bein the bitch.

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:35pm

    I know all there is to know about the Crying Game....

  • Submitted by His_Girlfriend on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54pm

    @ sheeva, im prestigious on call of duty. be impressed.

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      Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:28am

      THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!

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    Submitted by stickybeard on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am

    Awesome

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    Submitted by zzddevilzz on Aug 11, 10 at 3:17am

    Haha what where in nj u from?

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 7, 10 at 3:16am

    Buy the ring tomorrow.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 8, 10 at 11:55pm

    Dont hold ur breath

  • Submitted by sexytexan2004 on Aug 6, 10 at 6:46pm

    Houston represent!! Haha gotta love a tx girl!

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      Submitted by crinkles on Aug 7, 10 at 9:27am

      Idiot it says it's from New Jersey...the Houston area code is 713

      • 55 81
        Submitted by MickChick on Aug 8, 10 at 11:32pm

        I wish I could just give you a thumbs up... but this will do.

  • Submitted by bowhunk on Aug 6, 10 at 11:27am

    It's a dude.

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    Submitted by McFrat on Nov 9, 10 at 2:32pm

    but can she play? And who is her team?

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    Submitted by dinosaurus on Aug 7, 10 at 6:26pm

    Lesbooooooooo. :)

  • Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    I'd believe that when I see it!

  • Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 11:16am

    Wow! That girl is amazing! You should marry her! Make sure she is good in bed, though. If not, you will always cheat!

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 3, 10 at 10:04am

    Ya she has a penis