Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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