No more Irish car bombs ever.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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