Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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