We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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