in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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