i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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