What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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