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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 11 at 7:52pm

    Dude, the part where you pretend to care is what gets the appreciative blowjob. You can't skip it. You have to actually let her vent, otherwise she has nothing to be appreciative about. Idiot.

  • Submitted by tayacb on Jul 29, 11 at 4:49pm

    Yeah that'll get you a good blowjob....

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Jul 30, 11 at 3:39am

    Can we skip to the part where she calls off the relationship because you are emotionally unavailable and you have words which leads to a love tap (by you) in the form of a kidney shot and her 2 ghetto cousins have to defend her honor by fracturing you skull with a pipe?

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 29, 11 at 11:33pm

    women can fake orgasms.... but men can fake love

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    Submitted by JAB2010 on Jul 30, 11 at 12:01am

    Why would she gobble his knob just for listening for a bit?? And, I'm a straight guy sayin' that..

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    Submitted by highestof5s on Jul 29, 11 at 6:16pm

    Jackass

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    Submitted by superafro on Jul 30, 11 at 1:20am

    .....well at least he is direct

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    Submitted by Topanga053 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:30am

    Asshole.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 29, 11 at 10:22pm

    Arthurlux knows what's up. You gotta fake it, that's how you get the goods.

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    Submitted by ESDADDY on Jul 29, 11 at 8:18pm

    Now ur dick can vent in her mouth... :-)

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 29, 11 at 7:44pm

    Venting is now cumming. I like that.

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    Submitted by wowfml71 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:18am

    ...amen brother!!!

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    Submitted by carter_ronin on Jul 29, 11 at 4:05pm

    fucking Regulate!

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    Submitted by crispyguhh on Aug 4, 11 at 6:48pm

    asshole.