No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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