yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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