Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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