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  • Submitted by porksword on Aug 16, 11 at 10:23pm

    What'd she put in it, a cowbell or a boat anchor?

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 16, 11 at 11:16pm

    Please pass the mind bleach.

  • Submitted by bitterandalone on Aug 16, 11 at 6:44pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh someone please hit the "delete" button in my brain!!! Would have never wish that mental image on other people!! I'm a nurse and thought I'd pretty much heard it all. My second thought was how did anyone find it to pierce it????

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 17, 11 at 3:53am

    All I asked is "what symptoms have you been experiencing?"

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    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 16, 11 at 9:30pm

    Wow! You just can't "unring" that bell. No matter how hard you try

  • 89 59
    Submitted by PapaDobak on Aug 17, 11 at 1:18am

    I gagged

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 16, 11 at 7:36pm

    and you have to give it a sponge bath

  • 87 70
    Submitted by J2C601 on Aug 17, 11 at 1:15am

    could've went an entire lifetime without picturing that ... thanks

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    Submitted by hvltn on Aug 18, 11 at 6:55pm

    Maybe it's there for geocaching.

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    Submitted by goose86 on Aug 17, 11 at 6:29am

    Dry heaving....gimme a minute and I'll comment

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      Submitted by jnarlb091210 on Aug 17, 11 at 9:54am

      dry heaving is the least of your worries

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    Submitted by monica05 on Aug 17, 11 at 4:24am

    here's another gross thought because u gave me this scarred image that will haunt me for the rest of my life.... how much does her clit weigh? this should be an Fml not a TFLN.

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    Submitted by armymusic on Aug 16, 11 at 10:32pm

    I feel for you

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    Submitted by jaesm17 on Aug 16, 11 at 4:21pm

    That's classy!

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    Submitted by doglegs on Aug 17, 11 at 5:43am

    who would agree to even Peirce it for her that's just sick you can't make fat sexy .......

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Aug 16, 11 at 5:10pm

    Dr Oz on tfln. Awesome!

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    Submitted by Life98 on Aug 17, 11 at 3:36pm

    @grindonme lmao true, just because she can't see her clit doesn't mean everyone else can see it. All big and nasty.

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    Submitted by krishaheen on Aug 18, 11 at 1:05pm

    depends on how obese. BMI isn't a realistic standard, the "average" BMI is actually unhealthily underweight. so morbidly obese using this standard might not accurately describe her.\n\nalso, why do you all think that a patient's weight has any affect on clit size? it doesnt.

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    Submitted by doglegs on Aug 17, 11 at 7:24am

    you can't make fat sexy

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 16, 11 at 5:55pm

    Worse, someone is hitting on that. Yuck.

  • Submitted by JoanHolloway on Aug 17, 11 at 2:14am

    1) You're extremely unprofessional to talk about your patients like this.\n2) Grow the fuck up.\n3) Fat people are out there havin all kinds of sex--get over it.

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    Submitted by grindonME on Aug 17, 11 at 10:00am

    Maybe she wanted to know how it looked cuz she can't see her own clit!

  • Submitted by internetexploder on Aug 16, 11 at 4:26pm

    In soviet russia clit pierce you!

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    Submitted by kencole76 on Aug 17, 11 at 1:30am

    Hey I think I know that girl

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    Submitted by filmfaerie on Aug 16, 11 at 6:26pm

    That is sooooo true. Sads.

  • Submitted by YourMomsHero on Aug 17, 11 at 8:34am

    @ Joan. You're a Cunt. Stop judging people on TFLN. It's meant to be funny. And fat people are disgusting. They should learn self control and not be allowed to reproduce/have sex.

  • Submitted by JoanHolloway on Aug 17, 11 at 2:21am

    1 - It's extremely unprofessional to talk about your patients like this. 2 - Grow up! 3. Fat people are out there having sex all the time--get over it.

  • Submitted by dynasty55 on Aug 16, 11 at 4:22pm

    How much schooling does it require then to adjust your morbidly obese patient's nuts because they're stuck in the rolls on his leg?