I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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