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  • 61 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:29pm

    Wrong sort of cock, dearie :eng101:

  • 65 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:10am

    11:22pm.....bullshit. You would have to be a pretty big idiot to not feel a condom in there. Did you not have your period for 8 months either? Anyway, 12:06 totally wins. I actually lol'd. I think I would definitely be worried if I pulled a feather out of there.

  • 65 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:24am

    That's awesome. How the fuck did it get there?

  • 66 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:19pm

    Like, one of the little fluffy ones, or a proper big feather?

  • 72 59
    Submitted by 715repp on Apr 15, 10 at 5:17pm

    3:10 am\nYa it's called a birth control shot. Idiot. You get it every three months. No period. Get your facts straight.

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:28pm

    Talk about a fly vagina

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:24pm

    9:29- At least we get laid! You're just jealous you can't be us!

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:38pm

    LMAO at 12:06 Yankee Doodle keep it up!

  • 60 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:28pm

    Some people have some very interesting sex lives...way more so than mine...

  • 57 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:06pm

    I guess the chicken came first.

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:58pm

    Kinky is using a feather in foreplay. Nasty is using the whole chicken. Which one were you?

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:31am

    one flew out of the Cuckoo's nest

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:47pm

    Have you ever been to Ogallala?

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:39pm

    One the few cons of bestiality...

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:44pm

    I always wondered If Bigbird would be good in the sac ...

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:30pm

    12:06 YOU WIN MY LIFE

  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:11pm

    feathers are flimsy and i'm just exremely curious how it got up there in the first place

  • 48 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:36pm

    tastes like chicken?

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:22pm

    My Gyno once pulled an 8 month old condom out of me, apparently it slipped off and the loser didn't tell me about it.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:47pm

    Way to represent, 503...

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:33pm

    Okay, I use the term "Fuck a Duck", but I didn't people really DID that!?!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:06pm

    Take the feather boa off while fucking and that won't happen.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:52am

    At least the 'loser' didn't walk around with a FUCKING CONDOM UP HIS TWAT FOR 8 FUCKING MONTHS.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:06pm

    Did you call it macaroni?

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:06am

    12:06pm, you are my hero.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:29pm

    Leave it to an oregonian to fuck a bird

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:30pm

    Wow.. Sounds like u fucked an angel! i think thats what u should say if anyone finds out about the feather..

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    wow!!! that was some cock you got laid with OP

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:33pm

    haaa what are you, Bella Swan?!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:25pm

    And 503 fails me yet again. Fuck all your lives.