Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It was confusing and full of hummus
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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