update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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