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  • 59 30
    Submitted by marebearstare on Oct 14, 11 at 2:16pm
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    Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 15, 11 at 3:26am
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      Why yes, yes they do. However men who try deserve a hug. Hugs lead to kisses. Kisses lead to rounding some bases. Maybe a homerun. Then again this bitch deserves nothing until she grows up.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 14, 11 at 12:43pm
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    It says that if you are comparing your real man to a cartoon fictional character, then maybe you are too young to be dating. Have some milk and cookies, and take a nap. You'll feel better.

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    Submitted by porksword on Oct 14, 11 at 10:40am
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    Yeah, there's a good chance his girlfriend's really an ogre.

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    Submitted by notadoctor on Oct 14, 11 at 12:35pm
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    It says that he hasn't yet figured out that you are a bitch, and not worth the effort...

  • 40 34
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 15, 11 at 9:52am
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    GA Peach needs so shut the fuck up.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 15, 11 at 8:42pm
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      Seriously, you again? You're still not entertaining, don't care.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by thnguyen1 on Oct 15, 11 at 12:10am
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    Your man is sweet . What do you want other than flowers? Money? common !

  • 34 28
    Submitted by aaabbbccd on Oct 14, 11 at 10:40am
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    that men today are worse

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    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Oct 14, 11 at 4:07pm
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    I hope you cleaned it 1st. Some windex, bleach and a steel wool pad should do the trick.

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    Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 14, 11 at 1:46pm
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    yes, it says he made an attempt to heal your bruised convoluted ego... which is a waste of his time considering, you would rather be a grudge holding slor... (yes i pulled it, a ghostbusters term.)

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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 14, 11 at 11:30am
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    He hasn't seen Shrek?

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    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 6:42pm
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    Put up with his shit you should be grateful that someone would even want to be in a relationship with you. Make sure he's grateful too.

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    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Oct 15, 11 at 2:25am
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    Donkey!

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    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 15, 11 at 11:39pm
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    This really depends on what he did and the state of your relationship as well as what his apology actually was. Like most other posters it is pathetic to compare real people to fictional (and would you really want him interrupting your marriage to someone else?), but the women I know who complain about this kind of thing the offending issue was probably missing a text message.

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    Submitted by lacyfantasy on Oct 18, 11 at 6:08am
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    @ ga peach

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    Submitted by lacyfantasy on Oct 18, 11 at 6:10am
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    i agree with you ga peach...and this isnt really suprising they do live in the reno area lol

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    Submitted by 7h324nd0m1 on Oct 14, 11 at 1:48pm
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    My girlfriend is lucky to get an apology. She knows better than to expect something like that... If you honestly expect more, you should go find someone in a book and date them. And what is it that you would have done that would have made everything better... Women are ridiculous.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 15, 11 at 3:30am
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      I half agree. Some women are insane when it comes to the type of men they think exist. However, I love flowers $5 at wal mart and an apology, I'm happy. OP seems like the type of bitch who thinks she deserves diamonds with his apology.