question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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