so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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