The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Congratulations! We have a period
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize