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  • 90 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:38pm

    is puppy roses really any better?

  • 80 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:28am

    what fuckin weirdo marked this as a good night?

    • 60 55
      Submitted by Keerow on Nov 8, 10 at 12:52pm

      Its part of the Bro Code. When a Bro 's phone is responsible for another Bro's misfortune, it's okay to laugh at the latter's hardships, so long as the former can prove it's the phone fault to any who inquire about it.

  • 92 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:37pm

    T9 is the goddamn devil!

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    Your fault for not typing vaginal sores and double checking. And her fault for not disclosing her STD status And his fault for not wearing a condom apparently.

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:48pm

    abc: saving best friends everywhere

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:37am

    ha wowww idaho keep it classy

  • 83 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:06am

    hahaha this made me laugh =]

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:26am

    1:49 Some of us have more important obligations than "getting in the now"

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:07pm

    he doesnt fail, the other dude fails

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:21am

    seriously why do people think condoms make you fucking invincible? condoms don't prevent herpes.

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:53pm

    How did they know she had pussy sores?

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:41pm

    double check before you hit send. . . either way, boy's got herpes now. d:

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:20am

    dude, if you SAW his leaving with some skank why didnt you just GO UP TO HIM instead of texting him?? What kind of friend monster friend ARE you???

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:41am

    fyi: Herpes can be spread without any visible sores. The herpes RX ad puts it out there for everyone to hear.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:18am

    I've had a text before saying "I want to kick your puppy" ... T9, changing sex texts into animal cruelty :-s

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:49am

    get with the now and get a full keyboard.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:34pm

    Who uses T9? It's your own fault, that thing is stupid.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:12am

    rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:24pm

    no he fails lol cuz hes the one that gave her the "puppy roses" ;)

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:44pm

    Ewww!!! Almost threw up when i read tht last part

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:35pm

    Drunk and trusting T9.... not a great idea

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    lol thats why i dont use T9

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:19pm

    maybe he's did and he's in the clear! or maybe he was a drunk dumbfuck that was one: too drunk to notice the oozing sores, and therefore two: too drunk to use a condom resulting in three: genital herpes. who knows?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:59pm

    t9 is a pain in the ass sometimes

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:28am

    they do lessen your chance of contracting STI's and STD's considerably. ^

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:38pm

    T9 is quick and fast when you dont have a full keyboard on your phone, but you have to check what its putting in there. agree with 8:35 though, probably drunk. that plus T9 is doom.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:19am

    6:18 oohhh, too bad i just heard this joke from dane cook. nice try, though.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:40pm

    look before your deep?

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:11pm

    probably first hand experience

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:32pm

    HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:41pm

    Boise Idaho actually

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:25pm

    condoms don't even prevent herpes all of the time guys!!! BAD, baaaadddd night for this guy.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:19pm

    lol good job sunvalley idaho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:38am

    6:18am that was funnier than the original text lol, so true.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by BrwnShuga on Jul 24, 11 at 3:14am

    That is fu

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:39am

    9:28am just because someone tells that to someone else does not mean that they are a slut. jealous much?