I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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