I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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