how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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