it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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