...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she pinky promised me she was 18
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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