NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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