I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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