I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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