what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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