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  • 97 76
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Oct 9, 10 at 3:53pm

    "Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?"

  • 92 76
    Submitted by meghan88 on Oct 9, 10 at 8:09pm

    Does she speak eloquently and would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

  • 80 69
    Submitted by meattastic on Oct 9, 10 at 7:04pm

    Sounds like a keeper.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by hootch on Oct 9, 10 at 11:12pm

    Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me and I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes

  • 69 74
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Oct 9, 10 at 8:15pm

    YES best song ever.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by oh_mylanta on Oct 10, 10 at 9:10am

    Oh god, that sooo sounds like something I would do.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 10, 10 at 5:21pm

    That's hilarious.

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 10 at 1:20pm

    Meow.

    • 55 85
      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 9, 10 at 3:07pm

      wtf? Cat's can text?