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  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    Bite. And hard. They're like juicy lemons.

  • 92 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:53pm

    It's your are a girl, lick and caress them until the "happy moment" and then enjoy. If you are a dude, punch the shit out of them and tell you friends to quite being douches by "tea bagging" you.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:11pm

    Squeeze em, please em, tease em

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    Step three: Make her open the box. And that's the way you do it!

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:07pm

    balls are kinda weird.. like they just dangle there

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:07pm

    I really wish these things specified male or female. It makes a huge difference on most of these.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:29pm

    Didn't they cover this in health class?

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:37am

    What........the..........fuck

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:01pm

    Licky licky lick lick -xoxo

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:24pm

    It's my dick in a box......…. My dick in a box, babe!

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:04pm

    uh how old are you? twelve?

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06am

    In russia, just shut the fuck up and suck my sac.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    Suddenly, ballsacks, everywhere.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:31pm

    Happened to me once, dont feel bad!

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:40pm

    way too much effort, 1:38.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:45pm

    In Russia, ballsack eat YOU for breakfast

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:03pm

    OP, I'll give you a hint. It involves a large, blunt, rusty knife. Or your mouth. Depending on whose ballsack it is.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:09pm

    In Russia, Ballsack looks up and says, "OMG Youuuu"

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:24pm

    (1:47 lemons- not toaster)

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:52pm

    Instinct screams "Get your balls out of my face!!". That's just my reaction.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:53am

    How drunk were you? lol

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18pm

    Step 2.5: Cut a bigger hole

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:15pm

    Step one: You cut a hole in the box.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:37pm

    In Russia, we eat ballsack for breakfast.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:34am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:16pm

    Step two: Put your dick in that box

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07pm

    1:47 #1 i hope you are a girl... you can bite my balls if you want ;-)

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:18pm

    Get a dr and lift them!!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:26pm

    omg ballsack. That's like the one of the funniest things I've heard recently

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    1:24 or you can get in the tub with a plugged in toaster. its really up to you.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:54pm

    ummm dumbass bitchhh take em in ur mouth lick all on em but be gentle ;) yut im a girl

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:24am

    Do a little...bbbrrrppptttt...done deal

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:23pm

    Dick in the pussy....Balls in the ass!

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:52pm

    It's called go to surgeon and get lifted!!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:10pm

    1:47 just like xl binder clips on the nipples. Women just love that! The spring loaded clothes pins are for wimps!

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    You fucking suck on em that's what you do

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:18am

    You go bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:21pm

    Who ever keeps writing about Russia... FUUUUUUUCK RUSSIA !!!!

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:17pm

    Stick them in your ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:24 you have now made me and everyone on this site dumber by writing that and then giving yourself a thumbs up. go get some rope tie it around your neck and then hang yourself.