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  • 75 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:09pm

    the 26 hrs thing is impossible because ud have blown about a 0.56 and would be dead but the original story is possible. u go down about 0.01 each hour so itd be about 0.274 which is definitely possible

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:39pm

    In December 2004, a man was admitted to the hospital in Plovdiv, Bulgaria after being struck by a car. After detecting a strong alcohol odour, doctors at a hospital conducted a breath test which displayed the man's blood alcohol content at 0.914. Concerned that their equipment was malfunctioning, doctors also performed five separate lab tests, all of which confirmed the man's incredible BAC. [30] The man was treated for serious injuries sustained in the crash but survived.

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:49pm

    Too bad you didn't die.

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:17am

    7:36 all drugs have a half life, alcohol, included... its a weird way to talk about it but it is in fact a valid one.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:52pm

    9:34 - It's called a zero order half life when drugs are removed at a constant rate.

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:55am

    10:24 you must be asian...just kidding

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:33pm

    fucking champ. i believe it.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    10:04 ................ mullet? really though??

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:05pm

    and actually, deaths have occurred at .35 and .4 is generally known as the lethal amount. i distinctly remember being told by multiple doctors that your heart begins to slow down at .3 and respiratory and cardiac arrest are highly likely above .35.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:49am

    that's an illinois area code. nothing special considering i live there...

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:38am

    ok... he said 6 hours not 26 hours, and its totally possible. i've seen it... GO YOU!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:04am

    AA 6 tumultuous years and counting.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:59pm

    i blew at .3 after 26 hours, yeah.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    we need more mullet-friendly people in the world

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:24pm

    Is it possible though? 0.35 BAC - Blackouts and stupor. 0.50 BAC - Published overdose level leading to death With alcohols half-life, .224 after six hours of sleep would have put him at about .486. Not possible. 1019 your 'calculators' must have been broken

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:37am

    TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:10am

    That's EXACTLY the number I blew! Except instead of sleeping for six hours before that, I rolled my car...

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:25am

    everyone needs calm down, this is definitely possible although not probable. Either way, it's still hilarious.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm

    Like I said....champion, however terrible it may be....better than driving huh!

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:52am

    google tucker max's sushi story....this is eeriliy similiar.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:52pm

    I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01am

    i blew a .15 after not drinking for 10 hrs.. but i think u have me beat

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:58am

    i love how sure all the people are that this can't be real, because someone told them it can't. despite documented police and hospital accounts that prove that, while exceptionally rare and not something that should be a goal or even considered possible for a normal person, it can in fact happen to a much higher degree. good thing there are so many condescending assholes here, you guys must all be doctors, right?

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    10 56, did you mean blowing to take the bac test, or blowing like doing blow? Both would work in this case

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:32pm

    @ 11:35 not alcoholic if you are in college. Duh.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    Keepin it classy in PA, always.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:40pm

    3:26 you got my joke, we obviously know who the brightest crayon in this box is!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:41pm

    nice job but not the best i had a buddy that slept 6 hours also and blew a .267

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:26am

    i hope everyone else catches what 1:55 just said about 10:24... haaaaa!

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:59pm

    agreed 11:35. It's too bad their BACs are so high, otherwise they would just kill themselves off, making it safer for the rest of us to breed. GO NATURAL SELECTION!!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm

    ooorrrr, you're a douchebag. lol

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:50pm

    10:39 who the fuck ends their rants with "1?" pour some out for me homie you're so hood

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:34am

    Wrong, 8:17. In order for something to have a half-life, its decay or removal must be related to its concentration. Alcohol is removed from the bloodstream at a constant rate, totally independent of concentration. So it does not have a half-life.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:59pm

    @ 11:17 I meant blowing to take the BAC test. Though you're right, my phrasing was pretty bad.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:29am

    You've gotta be under the age of 15 to not know what a mullet is... FYI it's a terrible hair style from the 80's which some idiots still haven't gotten cut- mainly rednecks... If this isn't enough - google it!!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:04pm

    Funny! Not physically possible, of course. But cute story anyway! Go cut your mullet.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57am

    Let's all give you an applause for drinking a 30pk of Beast and sleeping in your parent's basement! You my friend, are a champion!!!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:43am

    While impressive... i do know one better. My friend blew a .26 at noon... even tho he went to bed at 2am. there are fb pics to prove, lol

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:52pm

    @ 8:53 baboon hahahahaha

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:01am

    the OP probably meant a .0224

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:35pm

    The real question is, why are some of you people so proud of the fact that you can function at a BAC that high? Last time I checked, that probably makes you an alcoholic. Cool!!

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:10am

    business in the front party in the back and i seriously am still drunk from last night

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:15pm

    anything else? we almost have a short novel ^^^

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:19pm

    It's definitely physically possible, by blood alcohol level calculators I should've blown a 0.54 one time. I obviously didn't have that high BAC or I'd be dead but still, I'm sure I was over a 0.274

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    i think i know this guy

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:01am

    10:09 is obviously a fucking genius and ya champion is fuckin right. cheers to that

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:23am

    too bad this is a direct quote from the book "I hope they serve beer in hell"

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:55am

    Champion? Sounds like an average Phillies Business Person Special tailgate result.... Average if you ask me....

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:07am

    9:34 is absolutely correct. Alcohol has a steady state linear metabolism, not a half-life exponential.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:36am

    10:24, your numbers make absolutely no sense. The first guy was right. "half-life"? Really? There is no half-life involved in alcohol metabolism.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:12pm

    Ha ha agrred with ten o four, funny txt but definitely not physically possible. Still win

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:02am

    If you have a really high tolerance, it's possible to defeat those rules about BAC (obviously). But yes, a normal person with an average tolerance would OD at .4

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:11am

    1206, that doesn't even make sense.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30pm

    Read an article where a guy in Bulgaria blew .91 at a hospital. Doctors thought their equipment was broken and tested him 5 separate more times. No joke, he had a BAC of .91.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:15am

    215 is a Philly area code, not Illinois

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:05am

    having a high tolerance does not make you an alcoholic...if that were the case, every frat boy in america is in some deep s***, matter of fact, nearly all college students would be.

    • 49 46
      Submitted by MoFruity on Jan 15, 11 at 3:41pm

      well yeah, college students are alcoholics.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:41pm

    that's bullshit about that guy in bulgaria.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:43am

    try blowing a .340 after getting a 27 on the ACT. champ that!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:56pm

    yeaa phillly! REPRESENTTT.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:13am

    this is actually really possible, i had a friend blow a .274 at court after sleeping for seven hours... and i agree you are a champion oh and i also agree with 12:06 :)

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:14pm

    paalease sport, ur moms a douchebag, lol. just live with it. I don't think she's ever loved you....ever :(

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54am

    Very possible, I have gone to sleep at 1am, woken at 8am and still been drunk at 6pm. I am now going through some nasty withdrawal however.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by hcpilke on Aug 23, 10 at 7:36pm

    impossible

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:08am

    that my friend is serious champion status

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:40pm

    @12:23 Actually the quote was "I woke up blowing a 0.08!" Get it right.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 22, 10 at 8:44pm

    .244 is code for fat Indian man.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:56pm

    There was a woman in Oregon who blew a .7 something a few years back. Personally, my highest BAC recorded is a .4 (from blood drawn, not blowing. Blowing I probably would have been higher) and every doctor at the hospital stopped by my room to meet me and tell me that I either had one hell of a liver or that I needed to get my butt to rehab ASAP because I was not only conscious, but walking and talking and carrying on conversations while not being blacked out.