Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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