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  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:10pm

    that seems to be how things always happen lol

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:31pm

    Hey lady on the toilet the bird is the word!

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:56am

    Wait, were u his sister too?

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:48am

    Are your funbags nice? Nipples like bullets? Squirt milk? Lemme suck on them nips.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:14 & 12:24: Have you heard?

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:29pm

    so, baby, how IS that rack?

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:46am

    Gotta love murr-town!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:36pm

    About the bird, 11:14. I was under the impression that everyone had heard.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:14pm

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well, don't you know about the bird Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:23pm

    did he stick in the wrong hole, too?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:38am

    first. i'm the coolest person in the world.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm

    The bird is the word

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:43am

    haha, you liked it :P besides, I wasn't literally crying, just some innocent whining really. 11:42, it wasn't at the same time, so I'm not made of pure win...yet.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:52pm

    Bird is the word oh haven't you heard?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:55am

    Dude, I wanna be like you when I grow up. You're my hero. To the asshole who posted first- your mama sucks my balls like they are made if ixigen and she can't breathe.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:28pm

    11:55, if you're going to insult someone's mother...make sure you know how to spell OXYGEN!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:42am

    Was he crying to your sister at the same time as groping your breasts if so he is made of pure win.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:51am

    That's a real man right there!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:04pm

    The only time I was ever groped without consent was in the middle of fucking class! Jokes on him, I stabbed his arm with my pen!

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:37am

    I was a freshman in high school, that's definitely not okay. What are you trying to argue? That sexual harassment is acceptable if I'm hot? Not cool!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:10pm

    6:04 if ur hot enough it's ok.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:38am

    Oh omg omg SECOND!! Haha dumb.