it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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