i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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