Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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