Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You are the jesus of drinking
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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