help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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