she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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