Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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