Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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