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  • U trying to hook up with 14 year olds?

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 1, 10 at 1:24pm
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    • A bunch of grown ass women are obsessed with that shit too.

      Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 1, 10 at 2:52pm
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    • http://www.twilightmoms.com/ \nMormon housewife fantasy with vampires, what's not to love?

      Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 5:46pm
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  • We need to really talk about your taste in women...

    Submitted by Dante on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07pm
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  • They'll be horny as hell after the movie. Pick the biggest Twilight fan out of your bootycalls and put some glitter on your face, you'll get more out of them than you ever have before. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-11021.html

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 1, 10 at 1:05pm
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  • Zacattack.. Eclipse is a movie you fuckin dumbass. I hate twilight and I knew that

    Submitted by dantheman14 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:37pm
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  • Buy them some pretzels for the movies

    Submitted by fyizzle on Jul 1, 10 at 1:03pm
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  • No, my friend. No, you certainly do not want it that bad.

    Submitted by rosiegirl on Jul 1, 10 at 2:19pm
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  • May the ENTIRE force be with you

    Submitted by thesmurfinator on Jul 5, 10 at 10:15am
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  • Thanks dantheman... Zacattack is a fucking retard.

    Submitted by wellhey on Jul 2, 10 at 1:08am
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  • Its not worth it

    Submitted by tbizness on Jul 1, 10 at 8:13pm
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  • Seventh!!! Oh and date older girls

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:15pm
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  • You should stop hooking up with 15 year olds.

    Submitted by chucktownbluv on Jul 1, 10 at 7:07pm
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  • Well, it could work in your favor. Sparkly vampires and douchey werewolves seem to turn some people on.

    Submitted by anon33 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07pm
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  • You should be punched in the face for even considering it

    Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 3, 10 at 2:35pm
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  • Do not

    Submitted by whkhawk55 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:29pm
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  • After the movie. Gang bang

    Submitted by dustindarko on Jul 2, 10 at 3:36am
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  • I don't know bro, I'd say first of all if "ALL" your women (as in 2+) are going to be at a bar, you should definitely make your way to a diff bar... From experience, you show up at a bar with 2 of your girls, it'll only create a big drunken mess.\n\nHowever, for textsfromlastnight stand point, please go to this party and give consistent updates of the events... now that I think about it, f'ck the classy text messages I posted earlier, just play these b*tches... :D

    Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:03pm
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  • WTF there's like 15 ofthose comments

    Submitted by Tehperson on Jul 1, 10 at 1:06pm
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  • yes you are that desperate

    Submitted by Bsylvestri on Jul 1, 10 at 7:37pm
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  • Haha yes

    Submitted by whkhawk55 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:31am
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  • No. If you need it that bad you're desperate.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 1, 10 at 5:01pm
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