I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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