Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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