Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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