she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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