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  • Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 25, 10 at 1:20pm

    ...and never go anal and wash your hands after any hand jobs and don't kiss after he goes down on you and if he cums in your mouth spit and use listerine and NEVER HOLD HANDS. Now you two have fun

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 25, 10 at 7:18pm

    And she will enjoy living alone with all those cats in a few years.

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    Submitted by PartyinaBody on Sep 25, 10 at 12:24pm

    slap on some hand sanitizer and you're good to go. or theres always shower head.

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    Submitted by DankTankKenny on Sep 27, 10 at 2:25am

    Holy crap theres one from naperville now thats something i dont find on here to often

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      Submitted by rcclarke on Sep 27, 10 at 5:01pm

      there are many many more towns with 630.. not just napes

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 25, 10 at 11:41am

    People do have germs, like the entire planet does too. Some are essential for you to live also. So assuming it was a mom's advise to her daughter, she needs to get a bit more real. I bet she blows and bangs her hubby.

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    Submitted by kamebo_06 on Sep 25, 10 at 11:09am

    Good advice. First and this is not as awesome as you people make it out to be. Just saying