Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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